Post like you don't care. Go viral like you do.
9 AI skills, 6 unhinged agents, and two platform playbooks for writing posts on LinkedIn and X that actually spread — without losing your voice or your dignity. Mostly.
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What's inside
Everything you need to get started. Skills, agents, templates, and case studies you can use today.
9 Skills
3 roasting skills at escalating levels of cruelty. 2 comedy skills. 4 posting skills for X, LinkedIn, memes, and predicting exactly who will reply and what they'll say.
6 Agents
DadBot, TigerMom, ReplyGuy, NPC-VC, ToxicCoFounder, and Minus10xEngineer. Six persistent personas with very strong opinions. Best experienced in Claude.
2 Playbooks
A LinkedIn playbook and an X/Twitter playbook — how to use these skills in a real posting workflow, what to post, and when.
MCP-Ready
Works standalone or turbocharged with MCP: web search for trending meme formats, image generation for actual memes, X API for ReplyGuy's full power.
Designed to work with
A peek inside
Real skills, agents, and templates from the guide. Not filler.
Skill
/li-shitpoast
1. Give it a topic, hot take, or personal story
2. It writes a LinkedIn post that satirizes LinkedIn culture from the inside
3. Cringe? Viral? Both? You decide.
I used to think hustle culture was the answer. Then I worked 80-hour weeks for 3 years straight and realized the answer was actually...
Agent
NPC-VC
A venture capital persona with confidently wrong opinions about everything. Responds to any pitch with pattern-matched nonsense that sounds exactly right.
tools: pattern_match_buzzwords, cite_wrong_stat, pivot_to_b2b, name_drop_portfolio...
Skill
/comment-section
1. Paste any post or take
2. It predicts exactly who will comment and what they'll say
3. Use it to stress-test before you post
The LinkedIn optimizer: "This is so true! I shared something similar 3 years ago but nobody listened..." | The contrarian: "Actually, studies show the opposite..."
This guide is for you if...
- You're a founder who wants to build in public but keeps writing cringe
- You want AI to help you post without sounding like AI wrote it
- You need a /roast skill and you know why
- You're curious what DadBot, NPC-VC, or ToxicCoFounder would say about your startup
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